I
Dilya! Bazayu skazaty, shcho "tvoya vro",
"tvoya vro", tvoya vroda – to ye chystaya voda,
ale to ne ye dzazzi. Uvazno!
Uvazi nav’yazemo vashiy dzeya Zi
kotyky-yasyky, hubnyi – nasha Posse!
Chvohot! Dzentelmeny bazayut' rozvahy.
Yidut' do klubu. Tam pani-moniki chapayut',
kovtayut' dzin-toniky. Yde sdvih po fazi.
Navishcho yim dzazi. Navishcho yim Chvozzi!
Ya splyu na morozi kolo porohu tvoho,
Ta tvoyu koznu nohu ya po zachysci vznayu,
zubamy trymayu sala shmatochok
Shchob ne vidchylyatys' vid temy
Haremy! Okremi dzazzi.
Vashiy uvazi, prodvyhana molod'
Nav’yazuye Konho (Konho). My ye nadovho

II
Toz, kovtayemo dzazzi, zillyemos' v ekstazi
Ekstazi – ce kuc-kuc. A kuc-kuc – ne ye m'yuzik
Bo m'yuzik – ce fanki ta dzazzi
Dzazmany cych maniv ne mayut', za lave – ne do nych
Kovtay zi mnoy dzazzi and I’m budu vdyachnyi
K tomu z bezkoshtovno, ce – schid-sayd. Todi yak
na Chrest-avenyu dlya dzazzi potribni dva mersedesy
Odyn bilyi, druhyi siryi, ciy lesson
Ciy fanki lesson my vze prochodyly.
Syniy platochok, chustynka na pam’yat'
ya splyu na porozi, ta zubamy trymayus'
za kylym syniy, tam na chustyni,
Sluchayu, yak pacyuky vyyut' po TV
Uau, uau – ty chuyesh s'ohodni.
Toz masiki, pupsyky, lyshe vashiy uvazi
Konho nadovho nav’yazuye dzazzi