I
Vse, ya bilsh ne slyusar, ya toy, yak? Promouter!
Shche yak? Prodyuser! O, teper ya prodyuser
Ya toy, chto nosyt' peydzer ta vyrishuye spravy
Sprava persha! Ot by b meni okulyary
z nulemo dioptriy. Nu yak ya? Fellini!
Teper pro te shcho spivaty. Chto v nas moze spivaty?
E! Ne treba? Ty – "nyes'ot Halya vodu"
Nastupnyi: la-la-la-la-la.
Ni la-la-la! Ce – super! A mova? Nu i sho, sho ne
mova. Holovne: hol, Kyyiv, hol Kyyiv! Tak, Hrysha
– seks-symvol. Hrunya – ty pryma. A mozna ya –
Elvis Presli? Vse, teper ty El Presly!
ShoPopaloShou

II
Nu yak, ya prodyuser? Prodyuser! Todi chapanem!
Chapanuly. Hol Kyyiv, hol! Shche ye prykol:
ya – narodnyi artyst. Honysh? Honyu, my narod?
Tak, narod! Todi ya – narodnyi artyst
Domovylys'! A ya chochu zahuli
takyi malenkyi – a vze zahuli. Zahuli –
ce ne ye autentychna mashyna. A "Deu"?
Napevno, ce spravznya slav’yans'ka mashyna
A ya poyichav v Turkestan, zvidky sharaban
povnyi pontu pryviz. Takoz shkiryani shtanci
ta "Shykidym". Teper vechirka, kildym
Chtos' spiva tanok zyvotu, nu chym ne U-2
A brovy yaki, yaki harni brovy. Nu yak vin spiva!
Ce vona! Riznycya yaka, svoe holovne,
autentychne. A mozna – ya u klypi pokazu pupik?
A v pyku? A v popik...
ShoPopaloShou

III
Zdorovenky buly, ya – artyst, ya spivayu vzyvu!
Zapivay: "Uersterdey". Ce des'
vze ya chuv, napevno u Hryshy, ty hirshyi,
Tomu, shcho v nas vze ye sviy Hryshchenko Hryshcha.
Hryshu shchodnya my suyem v televizor
I tomu vin seks-cymvol. Krayini potribne svoye
Na kino nema hroshiv. Tak shcho spivay, miy
choroshyi, ta my usich peremozem.
Do rechi, potriben nam konkurs. Ya – laureat.
A potim furshet, kildym pid "Shykidym"
Vam kavu chy chay. Meni "kochve". Za nas,
za maybutnye. Maybutnye za prochvi
Navkruhy bahno, ale soratniky my,
v nas efiru – dostatno, z ciyey vyshyny
Z ciyeyi kuchy bahna nam vydno daleche
Ty – super, ya – super! Bud' laska, skyn shche raz na peydzer!