I.
Ani dnya dlya snu, ani nochi bez prykolu
Spuskayuchys' povilno, ya bachu vse navkolo
Otu ya des' vze, iz tiyeyu tancyuvav
Kishky roblyat' myau, sobachky kazut' vau

Vau, pryvit, yak sebe ty mayesh?
Krashche za zavtra ty s'ohodni vyhlyadayesh
Zhoden, pohoda s'ohodni ne naykrashcha
Dobre, pobachymos'. Zupynyavsya nashcho?

Deshcho novenke vypustyla nenka
Oce tak-tak, let me introduce
Ochi do upora, kovtochok Tullamore
Cohiba Esplendido i zaraz ya vlyublyus'

Pryspiv:
Yakshcho chochesh – davay!
Yakshcho treba – come on!
Chto na bari – nalyvay!
Rease! Love! Testosteron!

II.
Kazete spivayu? Radshe, ya hovoryu
Mayze bezkoshtovno dopomahayu horyu
Chochete – smiyusya, inodi rydayu
Kazete, shcho dosyt'? Ni, ya – potryvayu

Ty mala za debila, ale polyubyla
Cholovicha syla – ce ne cacki-pyecki
Mene zvut' Fozzbinder Fozzilius Fozzkinder
U bud'-yakomu vypadku propere nyepadyecki

Ty nebezpechna, mayze Kleopatra
Pryhoshchayu cyharkoyu Vatra
Shche ye iz biloyu iz pinoyu pivasik
Stancyuyemo myedlyasik?

III.
Bez kipishu, bez halasu i bez hemoroyu
Kivayesh holovoyu, a zavtra my – na mori
Vse, shcho vidbuvayet'sya, lyshayet'sya miz namy
Mayesh pravo na dzvinok do mamy