Weasley cannot save a thing,
He cannot bloke a single ring,
That’s why Slytherins all sing:
Weasley is our King.

Weasley was born in a bin
He always lets the Quaffle in
Weasley will make sure we win
Weasley is our King.

Pryspiv:
Weasley is our King,
Weasley is our King,
He always lets the Quaffle in
Weasley is our King.

Weasley can save anything,
He never leaves a single ring,
That’s why Gryffindors all sing:
Weasley is our King.

Pryspiv:
Weasley is our King,
Weasley is our King,
He didn’t let the Quaffle in
Weasley is our King.