Yakshcho vy bohom mene oberete
I poviryte u moyi syly,
Os' i nastane hlobalne svyato,
Pidut' po sviti radoshchiv chvyli.
Ya mayze znayu, shcho vam potribno
I na yakoho mesiyu chekaly,
Perepyshu het' usi zakony
I dam vam te, choho vy ne maly.
Po-pershe, shcho ya vsim dozvolyu,
Bez obmezen u chasi ta misti
Strybaty u hrechku z kym zavhodno,
Horilku pyty ta salo yisty.
Po-druhe, bulo by ne pohano,
Yakshcho zdorov’ya ye u dostatku,
Spokiyno krasty i hvavtuvaty
I zabyty na straziv poryadku.

Pryspiv:
Vpered do skazu, vpered do bziku,
My vsi pryamuyemo do zolotoho viku. (ves' kuplet – 2)

Nu i shche, yak to pravylno skazaty,
Shota tipa, i yak by to buty,
Zayvych sliv v nashiy movi bahato,
Skorotyty ta nafik zabuty.
Vidkryyu novi pornokanaly
I skriz' dozvolyu marichuanu,
Todi vse bude po barabanu,
Rozumni mordy vsich vze distaly.

Pryspiv

Osvita zayve, kultura nepotrib,
Navkolo hraye chuzyns'ka popsnyara,
Ya na svoyemu spivayu vostannye,
Spalyu u vatri svoyi sharovary.
Lob vuz'kyi, v pochitlyvych ochach
Zaha svyata, navkolo ruyiny,
Ce ne monstr, chuzyi abo zach,
Ce oblychchya maybutnoyi lyudyny.

Pryspiv (2)