I
My pryletily rivno o piv-na-s'omu
Pryamuvaly z domu ot syudy do vas
Nas zustrily shchyro, (vidverto) po bahatomu
Z merom, deputatamy i kvitamy KAMAZ

Obiymy, dvi obiymy, pochesnyi karaul
Bonzur, ms’ye TonIk, dozvolte vash baul
Mersi, dekor, komsi-komsa, sovua, ms’ye FozzI
ArtYm, ViktOr, KotYa, DilYa, BassOn i YarIk

Kupa lymuzyniv, vitannya vid hruzyniv
SMS vid mamy, vid Busha banderol
Nou Mumiy Trol, fank v asortymenti
Zdrastuy, rozprekrasnyi aeroport De Holl

A pupsyky, pupsyky, pupsyky ydut'
A pupsyky, pupsyky, pupsyky ydut'
A pupsyky, pupsyky, pupsyky ydut'
Spivaymo, chlopci, tyshe, bo zaraz zaberut'

II
Nich yaka misyachna, zoryana, yasnaya
Borya, sliv ne zabuvay
A shche "shche ne vmerla", Chervona Ruta
Hop-stop i Boshetunmay

Deberc, koncert, futbol, pinh-ponh i, zvychayno, seka
Adam, Achmet, Rustem, Ruslan, Mahomet i Beka
Arabeski porozbihlysya, tut hulyaye zhraya
Lunaye "vot kakaya dolya vorovskaya"

Okean rozlyvsya, ustrycyamy tchne
Ale ce ne zavazaye, bo tryvaye ay-na-ne
Koly strava prisna, my dodayemo soli
Tak samo i z zyttyam – Chay zyvut' hastroli!

III
Yakshcho vynyklo pytannya, do choho tut pupsy?
Shcho na uvazi malosya i shcho ce za iksy
To my shvydenko zvodymo uves' aziotaz
Vse ce ni do choho, (ce) prosto reportaz