Evolution, Baby

A ya Bober – elektromonter,
Specialnyi inzener,
V comu dili pioner.

Mene vyklykayut,
Koly shchos polamayut,
I nohy zazemlyayut,
Napruhu vmykayut.

Vsi zviryatka mayut hatky!
Vsi pracyuyut ne platyat podatky!

A ya Vombat narodnyi deputat,
Zolotyi mandat,
345 karat.

Koly hulyayu,
Zakony rozroblyayu,
Bezumovno yih pryimayu,
A piznishe rozhlyadayu.

Vsi zviryatka mayut hatky!
Vsi pracyuyut ne platyat podatky!

Klityna! Tvaryna!
Lyudyna! Mashyna!
Ty vidchuvayesh evoljuciyu?!.

A ya Alihator lotchyk aviator,
Litayu ya shchodnya,
Ce misiya moya.

Koly strilyayu,
Zviryatok vsih lyakayu,
Ale yih ne chipayu,
Bo dobre serce mayu.