Ya sydzu v Verhovnii Radi,
Zyrnyi i shchaslyvyi,
Chudovo roblju vyhlyad,
Shcho mii narod dlya mene mylyi.
Vyrishuyu "pytannya",
Pryimayuchy zakony,
Dlya "pacaniv realnyh"
Ya ne buduyu perepony.
Pryspiv:
Raz, dva, try – pensioner, pomry!
Chotyry, try, dva, raz – shahtar, podohny, pidaras!
Raz, dva, try – hei, likaryu, pomry!
Chotyry, try, dva, raz – ya vse hrebu lyshe pid sebe,
Meni nasraty na vsih vas.
Bo ya deputat, u mene try haty,
Na narod meni nasraty,
Rahunky u Cyurihu v banku,
Shcho, nema shcho poyisty zranku?!
Zyvetsya meni chudovo,
Pryimayu zakony ya klovo,
Yaki bandyukiv vlashtuyut,
Vony mene nahoduyut!
Pryspiv