Dzerkalo

I.
Yak rozirvatysya meni sered krasyvyh?
Sered rozumnyh, sered chemnyh, sered sylnyh?
I yim usim zi mnoyu vazko
Ne te, shchob perehnaty – porivnyatys tyazko

Koly ya shchos kazu – parlament zamovkaye
Zapysuye i dumaye. U ihrashky ne hraye.
Bilyavky cipeniyut, bryunetky aploduyut
Rudi shykuyutsya, poholeni svyatkuyut

Vid opleskiv huchnyh tikayu ya na yahti
Sobi kazu – shcho dali? Moze v kosmonavty?
Moral ciyeyi basni... Nema morali
Dzerkalo moye... Shcho? Breshy i dali!

Pryspiv:
Breshy nam, dzerkalo, breshy...

II.
Sonce u zeniti, prokydais, ledashcho
Dali bude bilshe, dedali bude krashche
I, shche ne vypyvshy rozchynenoyi kavy,
Shvydko ya beru do desyatoyi oktavy

Ot shcho ne napyshu – vsi kazut: Lev Tolstoi!
Sim pasportiv mynulo, a ya shche Fozzi-boi
Usi slova moyi vidbyti u hraniti
Dity v shkoli vchat yih ciyeyi myti

Vazko uyavyty rozmiry moyeyi uyavy
Shche, bud laska, kavy. Okulyary – pid zastavu
Ya potim donesu usi detali
Dzerkalo moye... Shcho? Breshy i dali!

III.
Ego – yak v Oleha, bashka – yak u Sashka
Slava – v Yaroslava, u Koti – aperkot
U molodoho Sani – posmishka OK
U Viti – titi-miti, didzei – supermod el

Povoli prorostaye nash velykyi kushch
Rozvozymo my ljudyam veseloshchi pid kljuch
Dzerkalo blyshchit, mene nese.
Viryte, ne viryte – povirte. Nu i vse.