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Ya Fedyshyn nazyvayus Ivan,
I zvertayusya do vas, halychan,
Na trybuni pered vamy stoyu,
A vy posluhaite prohramu moyu.

Treba himikiv usih postrilyat,
Mendeleyev toi, tudy ioho mat,
Elementy vsi rozklav po miscyah
I u nas teper u zadnyci cvyah.

Yak zrobyly v nas zavod hlorvinil,
Zaraz v misti kozen tretyi debil,
Ya takoz hoch ne debil ta hibryd,
Za kilometer vid mene smerdyt.

V mene, bachyte, ye dvi holovy,
A tomu ya rozumnishyi, yak vy,
Yak odna bude tryndyty z trybun,
Druha moze sobi yisty kavun.

Rodyat kurky v nas trynohyh kuryat,
Pevne dzobayut yakyis himikat,
U koriv povidpadaly hvosty
I shche z’yavylysya letyuchi koty.

A shche ye v nas amiachna struya,
Shcho z Frankivska ide i az do Stryya,
Bilya Kalushu zrobyla petlju,
Ya hulyaty bilya neyi ljublju.

Shchos raionnyi nash movchat prokuror,
Pevno, tashchatsya, yak nyuhayut hlor,
Z neba kapaye kyslotnym doshchem,
A povitrya v nas, nu to blya, obshche.

Vy v parlament obyraite mene,
Chai vin takoz tam amonyakom thne,
Nam inflyaciyu, a my yim nitrat,
Ya tam pershyi budu himdeputat.

Yak na sesiyi mene tam nyuhnut,
Komunisty otruyani vpadut,
Bo nezvyklyi v nyh do himiyi nyuh
I peremoze u parlamenti Ruh.

Chai poraduyetsya pan Chornovil,
Shcho pidtrymuye ioho hlorvinil,
Nedostachi ne bude v holosah,
Bo himichna zbroya v nashyh rukah.

Arhumenty ya vam vyklav usi
I chekatymu vid vas holosiv,
Oberit kandydaturu moyu,
Bo yak ni, to strybanu u struyu.